Status report: Terribly sick, as usual. Name: Howard A. Calls himself: Hack (even if he's awful with electronics) Hair Color: Gray (he considers himself "mature" for this) Eye Color: Dull General Appearance: Disheveled Work History: Fired much too often Bad Habits / Vices: Impatience, lack of interest and deciaction, misanthropic Friends: Not much Lovers: Scarce (noneatall) Favorites: Patches, horror movies, plus a secret love for corny romantic stories Personal Goals: To just do something Professional Goals: Will settle for middle Class For Now: Lazy NEET </font>